Wednesday, December 22, 2010

new Irish Bailout Jokes

new Irish Bailout Jokes : Google Analytics tells us “Irish bailout jokes” is the third most popular search term bringing people to NewsWhip.ie – so we thought we should actually publish some. Even better, here’s the top 10! Can’t argue with Google. Not on the internet, anyway. So, here you have ‘em, by popular demand:

1. Ireland is put up for sale on Daft.ie:

At the height of the bailout negotiations, some wit put the entire Irish nation up for sale on one of Ireland’s major property websites. The original has been taken down – the EU and IMF must have objected, as they hold the title deeds now – but resulting screenshot survived and did the rounds:

2. Comedian Patrick Kielty, via twitter: “Irish bailout just like our drinking: ‘Ah Jaysus, No. Honestly, I’m grand. Couldn’t possibly…Ah fuck it, go on then. I’ll have a large one.’

3. Fintan O’Toole: “Having an election after agreeing a four-year deal that will shape all key decisions is like debating which brand of condom to buy after you’ve become pregnant.”

4. Unknown wag: “Who will bail out the IMF when Fianna Fail have finished with them?”
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